Run! if you can! Be scared! Afraid is in order! hee hee hee.
I didn't go out this year, though I do admit some of the prices are wonderful, it just suxs that you have to get up at 4:30 to be at the stores at 5-6 am. Ugh that is a terrible notion. So instead a stayed home with my dad, gramma and uncle and relaxed, knowing the turmoil I went through last year when I did go. Remembering that any moment I expected to hear
Attention Wal-mart shoppers please take care to avoid the brawls on isles 4, 7, and 12. Also please refrain from stealing items from other peoples carts it is terribly rude, and please accept our apologies for not stocking nearly enough of our advertised sale items, unfortunately we will not be offering rain checks. Next year you might do well to come a little earlier, we tend to sell out by 7 am.
However I did get ALL of my Christmas shopping done in one 5 hour period last year. So there are perks if you are willing to risk the psychotic denizens of the local mall. I don't know about you but I'll take sleeping in, my slippers, and leftover turkey sammiches anyday over the crack of dawn sales. For those of you who went I hope you came home in one piece, you brave brave BRAVE souls! ;)
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