Birthday Wishes...Raise?...Diagnosis

Happy Birthday Sister! Have a bunch of fun. (Hey I can wish you fun even if I know you won't have any) I know it is no fun getting older and all, but at least you have a good excuse to get sloshed and dance like a monkey, right? I could tell a few stories about that kind of stuff but I will wait until later to do that to you. After all it is your birthday and I am supposed to be nice, right? Everyone should go to http://banillashoney.blogspot.com and wish her a happy birthday.

Ok so I am still trying to find the right way to approach bosslady about the raise I was promised almost a year ago. I think I am just going to have to bite the bullet and go in and ask, which I intend to do any moment now just as soon as she isn't with somone else. My luck there won't be an opening for the rest of the day. Urggg. Wish me luck on that one OK.

So I am checking out my list of sites like I do every day and I come across this and enter my name and low and behold I am diagnosed:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Jessicaitis
Cause:	overwork
Symptoms:	thirst for human blood, vertigo, automatic writing, hovering
Cure:	paint a black cross on your front door and wait
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Does that mean I am terminal? ;)

Ta for now I gotta get some work done.