Monday, September 27, 2004

I wish I was clever

But I'm not so you'll have to suffer with me. ;-)

So I am going to rant about the things I think are beyond riddiculous. Besides myself of course.

Soap opera story lines: HELLO, am I the only one who remembers when the plots were feesible if not too incredibly predictable? And don't even get me started on when replacement actor/actresses look NOTHING like the original. Since I haven't been working I have caught a couple episodes and though I admit I have found a couple engrossing, I still find them just terrible. I find myself watching just to see how many days they will drag out what could have only taken place in one night. Or hour for that matter.

The McDonalds commercials: I am so NOT lovin' it! I am near the point of giving up their tasty fries in a boycott due to suck ass marketing.

Movie Critics: I never agree with them, because they seem to have forgotten how to sit back and enjoy a movie, they only care about the technical crap that I could care less about. I won't say what I think of the price of movies at the theaters these days, I don't think I need to.

I hate that if I want to watch music videos on MTV I have to tune in at the ass crack of dawn or well after midnight to see them.

I hate that whenever I need gas is exactly when every other shmuck in town needs it too and I end up waiting forever. Additionally it is ALWAYS when I am running late.

I hate that you can't get a ticket for driving too slow. I mean come on 25 in a 40? get off the road if you wanted to take a walk you could have left your car at home!

I hate the idiots who stop ten feet away from the stoplight so they don't trip the under road switch that prompts the light.

I hate the parents who let their kids go out soliciting to buy cookies or sponsor them for a spell-a-thon or whatever at seven in the morning on a Sunday. Sick people, getting out of bed before the sun is midway over head!

And I hate that I can't think of anymore at the moment but they will come to me, they always do. Till then~


Anonymous said...

When I was sick last week I watched some of Days of Our Lives and The Young and the Restless. I used to be addicted to those shows (and other soaps) when I was in high school. It's good to see that DOOL is as far-fetched as it always was. But I was pissed off when I had to go to work on Friday, because I didn't get to see whether Marlena killed Belle (sp?) - did she? I assume someone got there in time to save her. I know that happened months ago for you, but we've only just caught up - for years we were 4 years behind, and then the tv people suddenly decided we should catch up, so now we're 6 months behind! Bizarre. Oh no, I'm hooked again :(

On Top of the World

Jessica said...

Well I wasn't watching at that time but I can say that right now Belle is alive and still in love with sean and Marlana didn't really kill anyone they are all trapped on a an island complete with a duplicate salem.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I knew it was all a dream - what a typical DOOL way to get out of something!


Smiley said...

If you were a Smurf you would be Grumpy right now. I agree with a few of those. Don't care about soaps, but I had the old couple driving 25 in a 50 mph zone on a windy road on Saturday night.

JaG said...

I hate it too when people drive too slow!! Pisses me off!!

死鱼 said...

haha lol. i dun drive, but i have to say, i really hate it when the vehicle gets really slow. and it will always remind me of the tortise and hare story.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, slow drivers SUCK!


Jessica said...

No Jenny it wasn't a dream stefano is behind it all! All the people in real salem think all the people in fake salem are dead, including marlana, jack, roman, hope, and a bunch of others. OMG I guess I have gotten into it huh?

Banilla's Honey said...

and then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Bret said...

Jess.. I hate a few of those myself...aslo people who come to a compleate stop on the highway on-ramp like there is a stop sign or the way slow drivers need to be for gass, it always seems like everytime i fill my trucks tank, 2 hours later gass prices drop by 20 cents a gallon