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I think I enjoyed my day off today. Imagine that. I started off by going down to my sucky ass bank and emptying my account. Those bastards are welcome to kiss my lilly white bootay. So it was fun telling them off by closing out and going elsewhere. Then I came home and did the usual stuff, laundry, dishes, etc. Then I settled down in my bed and read for a good 3 hours. Then spent a while working on Sissy's Page. Made a much overdue post on my family's webpage and to top it all off my nails are perfectly painted. All in all it was highly uneventful, which works all too well for me!

I got an email yesturday asking me what my tatoo looked like so here is a picture: I want another one, or two, they can be addicting. I drew this one but I want a couple others that an artist I like drew.

Okay so Kunaal tagged me so here goes....

If I Could Be A...


If I could be a scientist... I would totally change up those white lab jackets for something sexier.

If I could be a farmer... I'd raise pygmy goats and feed all the barn cats.

If I could be a musician... I'd write all my own songs.

If I could be a doctor... I'd probably pass out a lot, needles = heebie jeebies.

If I could be a painter... I'd make a lot of skyscapes.

If I could be a gardener... my yard would be prettier.

If I could be a missionary... I'd be a boring position wink wink!

If I could be a chef... I'd make a lot of cheesy things...I like cheese.

If I could be an architect... I'd make houses with doors big enough to get your furnature through without smashing your fingers.

If I could be a linguist... Aren't I one already?

If I could be a psychologist... I'd screw with people's minds.

If I could be a librarian... I'd save a lot of money on books.

If I could be an athlete... I'd play basketball or Volleyball, I was the captain on both of my school teams, but I sucked at those compared to the badass I was at badmitton!

If I could be a lawyer... hate life, public speaking, ugg no thanks.

If I could be an innkeeper... I'd keep an Inn I guess... ???

If I could be a professor... I'd be pretty damn smart!

If I could be a writer... Uh okay anyone who knows me knows that I do write, and to be able to do that as a profession well I am quite sure I'd shit myself with excitement everyday. Ok well that kinda sounded gross, but oh well.

If I could be a backup dancer... I'd shoot myself I think, yeah shoot myself.

If I could be a llama-rider... I'd wear goggles they can spit like a son of a...

If I could be a bonnie pirate... okay I am ignorant, What the hell is a bonnie pirate? If the question was if I could DO a pirate I would totally have to say YES it were Capt. Jack Sparrow....Hello Johnny!

If I could be a midget stripper... I probablly wouldn't get very high up the pole. ;)

If I could be a proctologist... No, just no, we won't go there!

If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... I'd have an endless supply of guests from my family alone!

If I could be an actor... I'd so do movies with Ryan Reynolds!

If I could be a judge... I'd be judgemental

If I could be a Jedi... I'd totally smack Yoda cuz his voice is supa annoying.

If I could be a mob boss... I'd put a hit out on the ex-bosslady!

If I could be a personal trainer... I'd probably own a lot of spandex.

If I could be a professional race car driver... it would piss off my brother in law!
If I could be a stand-up comedian... I'd get boo-ed off the stage a lot.

If I could be an artist... I would thoroughly enjooy life.

It is also FEAST time:


Appetizer
Which keys do you have on your key chain?
My car, My house, My storage shed, and my P.O. box

Soup
What is the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
I am thinking ass surfing was sorta spontanious.

Salad
Who is the best cook in your family?
Hands Down, my Dad.

Main Course
If you were to write a "how-to" book, what would the title be?
How to always have the last word.

Dessert
Name a recent fad you've tried.
Uhhh I think maybe I am not too awful cool cuz I can't think of any, either that or I am just too numb-brained at the moment...?

Well That's all for now folks! Night Night