So I am hunting for a new template that better suits my personality, I think I have the one I want but it needs tweaking. So I will just tell you that Sissy has told the eyeglasses in the dishwasher story. So you can go laugh at me there if you want too. (for the record I never claimed to be anything more than a jackass ;)
So if you come back and it looks different you are still at the right place.